Conservative Penguin

Guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. My dad basically said he would ground me unless I started writing a blog. Both he and my mom have blogs, and they have highly enjoyed it (my dad is completely obsessed). So, after twenty minutes of showing me how this blog thing works, which I zoned out for the last 15 minutes, here I am, writing my first post.

You may have guessed that I am not yet an adult. Or that I am a sad little man who lives in my parents basement. I would have to pick the former choice, but you can choose whichever option amuses you the most. I go to a very liberal high school, and sometimes I get a little fed up with everything, so I hope that this will be a good release for my conservative opinions.

Now, this is not going to be just another teen angst blog where I complain about how my life is awful and how I'm so misunderstood. That stuff is completely... bogus, not worth the pixels that it uses on your computer screen (sorry other teenage friends who may or may not be reading this). Instead, I am going to write the first intelligent teen blog. A blog that features conservatism along with another one of my passions, penguins. Yes, you heard right. Penguins. It may be a slightly offbeat topic, but I write conservative comics that feature penguins and I submit them to my school newspaper.

It's the greatest thing ever. As long as innocuous penguins are the arbiters of my viewpoints, I can say whatever I want and these liberals don't even noptice. They sometimes even think it's funny.

So, without further ado, I will post conservative articles, penguin comics, other penguin stuff, and whatever I feel like (so long as it does not include the words "my," "life," and "awful").

Godspeed (oh, how I've always wanted to say that),
Max Goldberg